Twilight and the Beanstalk Chapter 5: The Giant.
The girls and Spike had enough time to scramble into the oven when the door burst open and a massive tiger giant enter the room as he sang:
"Fe fi fo fum. He hi ho hum. I'm a most amazing guy. A most amazing guy am I! Fe fi fo fum. He hi ho hum. Here's what I am telling you, for here's what I can do. I can hunt down the Buffalo. Jump up high to the birdies! I can disappear into atmosphere...Peekaboo!!! Cause I know the magic wordies. Fi fo fe foy! Fe fe fe fe... Fe fe? I don't know know fe fe! He said in a thick Russian accent.
As Rainbow Dash peaked through the grill of the oven she saw the giant was a large and fearsome beast and looked quite strong at that and as he came into the kitchen he carried the body of a cow over his shoulder which he placed onto the floor.
"Berk prepare my equipment i'm in the mood for some beef pie for my lunch" the giant said "wait a minute" he said as he sniffed the air "what's that i smell" he inquired as Twilight realized something. "Oh no!" "Rarity he can smell your perfume!" Twilight said and Rarity and the girls became afraid as the giant sniffed the air and Bellowed.
"FEE FI FO FUM!" "I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!" "BE HE ALIVE OR BE HE DEAD!" "I'LL GRIND HIS BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD!"
"No..no..no sir!" said berk calmly "your mistaken it must of been that pork pie you had last night now why don't you go and scrub yourselves up and by the time you come back your cooking utensils will be ready" he said.
So off the giant went but as he was leaving Spike was about to come out of the oven and make a dash for the door when berk pushed him back in. "Hey what's the big idea" Spike said annoyed "wait till he's asleep" said Berk with a wink "he always has a doze after his lunch" he said as the girls looked at each other with concerned looks.
Soon the giant returned and prepared his lunch and when he finished he burped very loudly sending such an awful pong through the room that Applejack thought she would faint and give the group away after the giant had finished eating his colossal lunch he went over to a large box full of bags, took out two large handfuls and sat down to count his money peeking through the oven grill Sunset caught her breath at the sight of so much gold in one bag alone contained over a thousand pounds worth!
Soon the giant's head began to nod and he dozed off to sleep the girls leaped out of the oven and headed towards the door but as they reached the table Berk stopped them has he wanted to give them something for their troubles so he climbed up one of the table legs and gave them 7 bags of gold and let them out of the castle.
As they were traveling through the wood to the beanstalk Spike kept an ear out just in case the giant followed them but he didn't and the girls made it back to the beanstalk and climbed down back home to the farm.
When the girls showed their father the gold they received from Berk he was amazed and relieved that his family was safe and Leon decided that the family can put the gold to good use they paid off all their taxes, bought some building materials to make the farm look brand new, brought some new furniture and other knick knacks to make the farmhouse more homely and bought some new clothes and by that time only 2000 of the gold coins remained.
"Well since we are nearly down to the last of the gold what do we do?" Twilight asked "uh panic" Fluttershy said as Leon got an idea "girls when we go to the market tomorrow i want you to find a new cow with one of the bags of gold and wait for me at the farm"
"what are you going to do with the other dad?" Applejack said puzzled. "I've got a plan" Leon said as his idea maybe a long shot but it just may work.